Neural Correlates of David Chalmers‘ drummer Richard Brown posted the following philosophical Yo Mama jokes at the NC/DC myspace page:
-Yo mama is so fat, she is the truth-maker for ‘your mama is fat’
-Yo mama is so dumb, she thinks the trancendental deduction is a tax break for club kids
-Yo mama is so fat, when she introspects her mental states she finds food
-Yo mama is so dumb, she thinks lost rigidity can be fixed with viagra
-Yo mama is so fat, her formal cause is the Fat
-Yo mama is so dumb, she thinks undetached rabit parts are what she uses to make rabbit stew
-Yo mama is so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house in every possible world
-Yo mama is so dumb, she thinks ‘the T-schema’ refers to the Boston Tea Party
-Yo mama is so fat that she accelerates at more than 9.8 m/s/s and so if yo mama and a bowling ball were both dropped from the Empire State building at he same time she would hit the ground first
-If you understand any of these jokes, then P(Ex) (Philosopher(x) & x=you (yes, you)); i.e. you might be a philosopher
truth-making brilliance
I just lost my lunch. Don’t know which is my favorite, but probably ‘Transcendental Deduction.’
Outstanding!
Yo mama’s so dumb she tries to shave her legs with Occam’s razor.
You mam’s so fat the back of her slacks looks like two of Buridan’s asses.
SteveG,
Brilliant additions!
NICE! I wish I had thought of the Occam’s razor one! Keep ‘em comming!!
I would have thought the Occam’s Razor one should go
“Yo mama is so lazy…”
You know, because Occam’s Razor gives preference to a simple solution….
But I’m not a philosopher. What do I know?
Not a bad idea, Ray. Perhaps, too, a double-amputation would be the simple solution arrived at.
I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard! You’ve def got the jokes. You should check out http://yomomma.tv/lab/ and share your jokes with the rest of the world! You can even do a video – it’s sweet.