Yo Mama is a Philosopher

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Originally uploaded by Pete Mandik.

Neural Correlates of David Chalmers‘ drummer Richard Brown posted the following philosophical Yo Mama jokes at the NC/DC myspace page:

-Yo mama is so fat, she is the truth-maker for ‘your mama is fat’

-Yo mama is so dumb, she thinks the trancendental deduction is a tax break for club kids

-Yo mama is so fat, when she introspects her mental states she finds food

-Yo mama is so dumb, she thinks lost rigidity can be fixed with viagra

-Yo mama is so fat, her formal cause is the Fat

-Yo mama is so dumb, she thinks undetached rabit parts are what she uses to make rabbit stew

-Yo mama is so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house in every possible world

-Yo mama is so dumb, she thinks ‘the T-schema’ refers to the Boston Tea Party

-Yo mama is so fat that she accelerates at more than 9.8 m/s/s and so if yo mama and a bowling ball were both dropped from the Empire State building at he same time she would hit the ground first

-If you understand any of these jokes, then P(Ex) (Philosopher(x) & x=you (yes, you)); i.e. you might be a philosopher

8 Responses to “Yo Mama is a Philosopher”

  1. truth-making brilliance

  2. Ignacio Prado says:

    I just lost my lunch. Don’t know which is my favorite, but probably ‘Transcendental Deduction.’

  3. SteveG says:


    Yo mama’s so dumb she tries to shave her legs with Occam’s razor.

    You mam’s so fat the back of her slacks looks like two of Buridan’s asses.

  4. Pete Mandik says:


    Brilliant additions!

  5. Richard Brown says:

    NICE! I wish I had thought of the Occam’s razor one! Keep ‘em comming!!

  6. ray gunn says:

    I would have thought the Occam’s Razor one should go

    “Yo mama is so lazy…”

    You know, because Occam’s Razor gives preference to a simple solution….

    But I’m not a philosopher. What do I know?

  7. Pete Mandik says:

    Not a bad idea, Ray. Perhaps, too, a double-amputation would be the simple solution arrived at.

  8. Olivia says:

    I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard! You’ve def got the jokes. You should check out http://yomomma.tv/lab/ and share your jokes with the rest of the world! You can even do a video – it’s sweet.