Chrome Lord
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A thing called “Baleful”
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Baleful
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“Yes,” says , his voice a baleful growl. “I peed in the pool of your unconscious. You may be picturing me taking a stealth piss while swimming, but the truth of the matter is that I was standing on the highest diving platform when this happened.”
The phone bursts into flame as slams down the receiver.
Reclining astride his Throne of Skulls in his Hall of Doom, Smax adjusts his titanium-spiked magical codpiece which has been chaffing ever since its acquisition during the Battle of Neverclear. He pops another handful of baby monkeys into his mouth.
“Fucking salespeople.”