Wallace, Borges, Jameson
If you can read the New York Times on line and give a rat’s ass about David Foster Wallace (who rocks) and Jose Luis Borges (who rocks) then go check out this. I’m hard pressed to figure out what would make this rock even harder, but having Jenna Jameson come over to my apartment and wash my dishes* while I re-read it springs to mind.
*No, “wash my dishes” is not a sexual euphemism. I’ve got a serious back-log of dishes to take care of. If she does a nice job on the dishes, maybe I’ll give her a lil’ somethin’ somethin’**
**No, “somethin’ somethin’” isn’t a sexual euphemism either. It’s code for a Smax-Attax Golden Bazoomba. I’ll explain what that is later.