Where is fancy bred, in the heart or in the head?
I gave some SmaxNuggets and was all like “what about me?” and “I want some SmaxNuggets too!” and “Snozzberry? Who ever heard of a snozzberry?” and I was all like “quitcher crabbin!” and “swab the poopdeck!” and “Chim chiminey Chim chim cher-ee!” and so, without further ado, except to add that “all unused Nuggets and NuggetPortions will be taken back!” heeeere's da Nuggetz:
–sunglass lenses made from stills of famous movies
–a man becomes very wealthy starting a company that manufactures little rocks to put in your shoes. people that can't afford the rocks fake it by walking in a certain way. but everyone knows they are fakers. the man meets and falls in love with a woman that's a faker. along the way it is revealed that he is a faker. and she was only faking being a faker.
–a tree with a glass eye
–this is not my world. this is not my body. these feelings are not my feelings. but my death will be mine alone.
–a bunch of kids organize puppy races. but not everyone has a puppy. cats, rabbits, frogs, marbles, and matchbox cars are declared honorary puppies and allowed to compete. every year the winner is the little girl who's puppy is a beam of light.
–a woman makes invisible paintings. she opens peanut shells, makes beautiful miniature paintings inside, then glues them shut.
–everything is reflected in everything else. every object is a word written on some other object.