Gettin' Thingy With It: Pucker Up for "Pulchritude"
Mucho coolness ensues! Proving yet again that the whole Thing thing goes both ways, has stepped up to the plate and kicked a touch-down right out of the swimming pool (and I'm practicing to be a moronic olympic announcer). High-fives all around!
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Pulchritude
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In L.A., pulchritude was power, comeliness currency, beauty a constantly polished crown. Lee fights the status quo.
“Get your brand new LOW CARB TWINKIES! Try brand new LOW CARB HO-HO'S!”
Pushing his cart down the beach, giving them away, Lee smiles at incredulous adults and smiling kids alike. There's no such thing as low carb Hostess snacks but people love a beautiful lie . . . and his boss, , loves making thousands doing liposuction.
So Lee gives away snack cakes for , he lies. Big deal, he thinks. It's better than his last job of beer vendor.
Nobody, Lee reasons, ever died from fat driving.