A thing called "Blowfish"

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Blowfish

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Viruses reproduce by hijacking the DNA of a cell turning it into a virus factory. Re-/de-evolution viruses convert the DNA of a cell into that of another species. Spray some on the family dog and Rover becomes a monkey.

Re-animation viruses restore dead cells to life. PETA bio-hackers spray that on some rich broad’s mink stole and she’s got an angry resurrected mammal clawing her face off.

Any punk with a centrifuge and electrophoresis chamber can combine the two and drop an erelnmeyer flask-ful on your leather shoes. And that’s how got a pair of blowfish on her feet.

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