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Unemployed Actor
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(Glossary excerpts from the The Diagnostic Manual for Xenopathic Disease, 4th Edition. , editor. Mare Tranquilllitatus: Mare Tranquillitatus University Press: 2074)
actor, unemployed – Colloquial designation for victims of xenopathic mimetic parasitism during periods of the parasites’ dormancy (See also: actor, employed; mimetic parasitism; Space Plague I; Space Plague II)
mimetic parasitism – behavioral syndrome due to brain infestation (especially of the so-called mirror neurons in the frontal lobes) by one or more space-borne xenopathogens wherein human host exhibits acute powers of mimicry and bursts of exhibitionism that attract the attention (and accompanying telepathic and empathic radiation) upon which the parasite feeds.