UVOLIM Emoticons Translation Manual
UVOLIM Emoticons Translation Manual
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I am sick of porn but masturbating to some anyway
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Our circumstances are parallel
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I just have or am just about to phase into MeatSpace from the UltraVoid and if I actually had feelings then violently nauseated would be at the top of my list and if I actually had a stomach then I would be violently ejecting its contents directly into the top of your sawed-opened skull (if you had a skull)
o!o, o!o, o!o,. . .(27) o!o.
I have just popped like 27 boners right now
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Buzwhadt? (”Buzwhadt” is an exclamation of an emotion that begins as agreement but turns into confusion when you suddenly realize you don't quite understand what you are agreeing to. Usage: Jack: I would really love it if you came over here and repaired my plumbing. Jane: Yes, so would I. . .Buzwhadt?)
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I am laughing politely and (pretty much) convincingly but if I had a soul and/or eyes and you looked deep into it and/or them you would see that I truly despise you
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My tentacles are writhing in pain and/or joy and/or buzwhadt-ness